Kristi Noem | A Polarizing Figure in the Airwaves

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I'm feeling a bit more numb to Trump's second era in the White House, but do I have to know the so-called positive accomplishments from the administration one single commercial or ad at a time?

Let me give you a backstory. It was between morning and noon on Thursday, October 16th. When my comfort station, 93.9 Lite FM, went to commercial break. The first commercial was from Lite FM; they announced that they are doing their annual contest where they're going to give away $1000 to the lucky person who can correctly guess the date and time the station will start playing Christmas music.

As a Christmas freak myself, it's a good day to live in Chicago.

Then, a couple of more ads later, Kristi Noem showed up with a radio ad. I was like, is that bitch still around?

As per usual, Kristi brags about the arrests of alleged criminals under the administration. What happens if an immigrant gets several parking tickets? Are they saying that is a crime?

I don't give a fuck about the so-called progress that bitch is bragging about. If I ever catch a conservative botox-induced boar make an appearance while my Christmas favorites are playing on the air, I would donkey kick the fuck out of you. Like, bitch, get out of my comfort station!

Honestly, Kristi Noem needs to be an executive producer and star of her own Fox Nation show, Real Housewives of the Administration. I'm pretty sure the other housewives would love to drag her to filth for holding a pumpkin hostage, and saying, "get off my pirate ship or the girl dies," all the while Cass Elliott's Make Your Own Kind of Music plays in the background.

Who knows? That wild moment would garner more ratings, child.

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Yours truly, Cristobal Martinez (Your New Favorite Messy Internet Uncle)