The Sitcom Gods | When Desperate Deities Stew at Peace and Quiet

Child, when I tell you, the sitcom gods should lose their soul privileges after this article is published.

For some reason, the sitcom gods want my TV show of a life to be interesting. And by interesting, I mean they want me to suffer from being a disaster, causing everything to drop or fall down, make me become forgetful, make me lose my balance.

The sitcom gods have been watching my show, among others, from Hell. Whenever I decide to romanticize my life by prioritizing me, one of them stomps around the floor of whichever floor of Hell they're on, and screams to the hellish air, "Oh My GoD! dO sOmEtHiNg!"

While I unwind, the sitcom gods are simmering with rage to the point of selling their souls like swiping their credit card for something to happen. And when a minor inconvenience, mishap, misfortune, or misstep occurs in my show, the sitcom gods can finally laugh.

I'm currently attending my own personal curriculum called Aesthetic Living. I learned that the simple and mundane of everyday life can still be exciting and new. That means that the moments that I have that aren't special still counts as something engaging. The sitcom gods, the dumbasses that they are, should really take note.

The only thing funny about my everyday life, also known as subsequent episodes, that I DO enjoy is my inner chihuahua going goo-goo ga-ga for the cute men I see on my godmother Drew Barrymore's internet.

One of the cute guys on the internet is a Chicago-based playwright, stage actor, musician, and artist named Alexander Attea. He has a website that I do recommend exploring, especially to my fellow gays with inner chihuahuas.

Home | Alexander Attea

I do want to acknowledge, and I know I'm going on a tangent, that I consider Alexander Attea as cute like a chihuahua. And that's an honor from me and my inner chihuahua. Is it silly for me to say? Absolutely. But, I consider it as the only thing funny that I enjoy, yet I have others. Still, I enjoy staying up to date on Alexander and making him a regular on my show of a life. The sitcom gods could never.

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