My Mom | A Dramatic Mother with Main Character Syndrome and Executive Producer Disorder

Let me give you a recap of my mom's delusional celebrity status.

You see, when my mom talks to members of her side of the family, she tends to see herself as a panelist on Maury. And Maury Povich doesn't have panelists on his tabloid talk show.

If my mom has her own tabloid talk show, here's the theme song for her imaginary show:

Her show would be called The House of Tantrums because she clearly lives in her delusion that a tantrum can be applied to any form of anger she sees. My mom is an immature, dumb bitch.

If her main character energy, from appearing in the local news, taught my mom anything, it should've been that having fifteen minutes of fame needs to stay for fifteen minutes. That wasn't what happened, and she became this entitled control freak.

When my mom, my siblings, and I went to Target. There, I decided to find content for This Month With Cristobal. Somewhere along the way, my mom nearly made a scene at me over the store alarms going off, even though it's faulty at best. Does she realize I have an imaginary audience that watches me take in her ridiculous tantrum?

"BuT, cRiStObAl, YoU'rE cOmPlEtElY iN tHe WaY oF tHe ShOpPiNg CaRt!" BITCH, YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE OVER THE ALARM GOING OFF! And you have the audacity to involve me in your drama.

But no, she's the executive producer of her only TV show that should be seen by God and God alone. She has an imaginary audience that still watches her, right?

And before I conclude the article, since my mom likes to promote content creators she's watching on her phone to me, thinking that I'll be interested in their content, I'm going to join her and share some content creators I like.

I recommend the YouTuber named Darling Desi. She started out as a BookTuber (maybe?) and then turned into an aesthetic vlog channel. I enjoy her seasonal content, starter packs, and specials. If you haven't checked out Darling Desi's channel, please do and subscribe!

Darling Desi

Just a creator and filmmaker who enjoys making aesthetic and vintage inspired slow living videos 🕯Email for business inquires: thedesimoore@gmail.com 🍂 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/darlingdesi 🧺 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darling_desi_/ 🧸 My P.o. box is currently closed but I will update you when/if I open it again.

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