Kristi Noem | A Homeland Security Leader Whose Words Write Her Checks

Kristi Lynn. The secretary of homeland security. I think I'm going to get acquainted with her as I write for this gossip column.

There must have been a video playing at an airport, where travelers are greeted by a secretary who looks like she's going through her midlife crisis, and behaving like a guest at a baby shower who brags about her job at Herbalife throughout the party, making a baby shower about herself. All the while the USA flag is behind her while speaking.

"It is TSA's top priority to make sure you have the most pleasant and efficient airport experience as possible while we keep you safe."

Bitch, are you part of the TSA? Also, what will Kristi think if she ever saw a law-abiding immigrant forget to tell the cashier to remove the security tag on a piece of clothing, that they PURCHASED?

"However, Democrats and Congress refuse to fund the federal government. And because of this, many of our operations are impacted, and most of our TSA employees are working without pay."

That's basically someone saying, "But Kyle wanted us to distribute the paychecks equally and we don't want to. Now, our employees are getting paid." First of all, how old are you? Like genuinely, how old are you?

Keep in mind, the shutdown happened because the services that help people of all walks of life is being jeopardized by the conservatives.

Maybe Kristi Lynn should focus on talking sense to the pumpkin in her pirate ship instead of worrying how many immigrants are still in this country.

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