Dialogue with Cristobal Martinez

Originally a video turned written essay series on Substack, Dialogue is Cristobal Martinez's tabloid publication for his personal tea and topics.

My Mom | When Mommie Dearest Knows Best Celebrates Autism Appreciation Month By Being Lazy

(ZERO PROGRESS) #autisticnotpeoplepleaser

Cristobal Martinez|April 18, 2026

My Mom | Her Son's Therapist Steps Down, and She Learned Nothing to Improve On

(MOMMIE DEAREST KNOWS BEST WILL SURVIVE.) "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"

Cristobal Martinez|March 22, 2026

My Mom | A Mother Desperate Enough to Make Her Autistic Son Her Butler

(WEIRD BEHAVIOR) "I'm glad to have Cristobal as my personal helper."

My Mom | A Mother Desperate Enough to Make Her Autistic Son Her Butler

Cristobal Martinez|March 04, 2026

The Sitcom Gods | When Three Similar Deities Confuse Being Dumber with Being Funnier

(A COMEDY OF ERRORS) "We dare you!"

Cristobal Martinez|February 19, 2026

My Mom | When a Mother's Tantrums Affect Her Relationship with Her Own Adult Son

(VILE) #stopyellingatautisticpeople

My Mom | When a Mother's Tantrums Affect Her Relationship with Her Own Adult Son

Cristobal Martinez|February 03, 2026

The Sitcom Gods | When Desperate Deities Stew at Peace and Quiet

(A LITTLE BIT DISTURBED, NOW) A problem with unwinding, you say?

Cristobal Martinez|January 16, 2026

Aurelius Rook | How a Name Can Define People's Opinions

(EXCUSE ME?!) "Rook represents strategy... and meaningful relationships."

Cristobal Martinez|January 01, 2026

My Mom | Everyone Gets a Show When They're Born, Not Just a Delusional Mother

(THERE IS NO WE IN ME) Merry Sharesmas!

Cristobal Martinez|December 08, 2025

The Sitcom Gods | Can These Imaginary Deities Get a High-five For Their Hopelessness?

(HILARIOUS) They're literally watching people's TV shows they call their lives— from Hell.

Cristobal Martinez|December 02, 2025

My Mom | A Dramatic Mother with Main Character Syndrome and Executive Producer Disorder

(STOP IT, GET SOME HELP) "Mother of the Year" -Her Imagination

Cristobal Martinez|December 01, 2025

Starbucks | The Messy Bear Cup Situation

(FOR THE AGES) "Victory tastes like Starbucks, but in a bear cup!"

Cristobal Martinez|November 22, 2025

Omar | The Beginning of a Pattern of Neurotypical Men Demonizing Autistic Men

(A MESS) "Don't assume I'm that kind of person... because that to me is an insult."

Cristobal Martinez|November 20, 2025

My Mom | The Parent I Was Raised With with No Self Awareness

(YIKES) This is a psychology lesson.

Cristobal Martinez|November 18, 2025

Kristi Noem | A Homeland Security Leader Whose Words Write Her Checks

(EMBARRASSING) #focusonyourlooks

Cristobal Martinez|October 25, 2025

Aurelius Rook | Divine Delusions of a Private Protagonist

(NOT SO IMPORTANT, HUH?) "He thinks that's fair."

Cristobal Martinez|October 19, 2025

Kristi Noem | A Polarizing Figure in the Airwaves

(SERIOUSLY?) #getoutofmycomfortstation

Cristobal Martinez|October 18, 2025

Omar | The "One False Move" Men Are Such a Phenomenon

(YIKES) "We all grow and learn."

Cristobal Martinez|October 17, 2025

Aurelius Rook | Former Friend/Former Crush/Insensitive Person?!

(UH-OH) Did he just do an ableism?

Cristobal Martinez|October 03, 2025

Welcome to Dialogue with Cristobal Martinez!

This is Cristobal's personal gossip column on Leaflet.

Cristobal Martinez|October 02, 2025