(ZERO PROGRESS) #autisticnotpeoplepleaser
(MOMMIE DEAREST KNOWS BEST WILL SURVIVE.) "I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
(WEIRD BEHAVIOR) "I'm glad to have Cristobal as my personal helper."
(A COMEDY OF ERRORS) "We dare you!"
(VILE) #stopyellingatautisticpeople
(A LITTLE BIT DISTURBED, NOW) A problem with unwinding, you say?
(EXCUSE ME?!) "Rook represents strategy... and meaningful relationships."
(THERE IS NO WE IN ME) Merry Sharesmas!
(HILARIOUS) They're literally watching people's TV shows they call their lives— from Hell.
(STOP IT, GET SOME HELP) "Mother of the Year" -Her Imagination
(FOR THE AGES) "Victory tastes like Starbucks, but in a bear cup!"
(A MESS) "Don't assume I'm that kind of person... because that to me is an insult."
(EMBARRASSING) #focusonyourlooks
(NOT SO IMPORTANT, HUH?) "He thinks that's fair."